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O/T A laugh for Friday

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Dec 18, 2009.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Hopefully you will find this funny. As we get older some things are not near as funny as they used to be. LOL Jackie B.



    medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

    The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."


    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."


    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"


    The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
     
  2. Jerbear

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    In the washroom in the airport I saw

    this handwritten sign posted over

    one of those hot air hand dryers:

    "Please push button and listen for

    a short message from the President!"


    There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of
    fresh crap to give you that true Obama presence!!!!
     
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