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NRA must change

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by newbbs, Jan 16, 2013.

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  1. newbbs

    newbbs Member

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    It has come to my attention that the NRA is out of touch and needs to rethink its image. Dealing with Obama is going to require thinking out of the box.

    It is time to UNIONIZE!! The only language this administration acknowledges and respects.

    Restructure the membership to dues collection. 30 dollars a month, direct deposit, with 15 dollars or so going to the PAC to elect conservatives.

    In hard times we can get a bailout, maybe a waiver from Obamacare, maybe even a discount on shooting glasses.

    UAAW--Union of Anti-Assualt Weapons
    IBPRE--International Brotherhood of Projectile Relocation Engineers
    SEIU--Shooting Engineers and Instructors Union
    AFLCIO--Armed Free Liberty Conservative Individual Organization

    How could our liberal union members say no?

    These are just suggestions, any help would be appreciated.

    Lets get the projectile sent down range! For you low-information types, that means lets get the ball rolling.

    Call the meeting to order, see you at the rally.

    R Newberry
     
  2. wireguy

    wireguy TS Member

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    In that case I want a high paying job as an NRA union rep.
     
  3. newbbs

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    You really think it's that easy?

    Make me an offer.

    Bring CASH to the rally and we'll see what kind of position you can buy.

    R Newberry
     
  4. kiv-c

    kiv-c Member

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    I realize this is tongue-in-cheek humor, but in reality this almost sounds like a good idea.

    I have several card-totin' union member friends that are avid and rabid hunters and gunowners. However, they always vote in lockstep with their union bosses for libs/dems/Obamanites.

    Giving them an NRA union card may not be such a crazy idea after all!


    Kiv
     
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