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Notice To Employees:

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by wireguy, Oct 30, 2008.

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  1. wireguy

    wireguy TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Notice to all employees

    As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into
    office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping
    with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

    1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common
    pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to
    give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".

    2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including
    overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will
    help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those
    who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

    3. 40% of your earnings will be taken by top management to fund the changes.

    4.All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We
    will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't
    apply to us.
  2. 22hornet

    22hornet Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2007
    Hanford, CA
    Right on the money, wireguy!
  3. Dick The Shooter

    Dick The Shooter Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    WOW Well said

    Dick The Shooter
  4. ShawnaTX

    ShawnaTX TS Member

    Aug 1, 2008
    .....and the ones who vote him in will cry the loudest.
  5. thomaslea1

    thomaslea1 Member

    Feb 16, 2008
    Don't forget, employees, after January 20th we will no longer be providing employer paid health insurance. You will now be covered by the National Health Insurance Plan. We will forward your premium dollars to the DNC for use in electing more Democrats who will create more and better social programs.

    Also, for your convenience, there will be a gun depository constructed at the building entrance. It will be emptied daily and the contents sent to Mayor Daley.
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