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    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    An 80-year-old man went for a physical. All of
    his tests come back with normal results. The doctor said,
    'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and
    emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

    George replied,
    'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
    fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
    the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The
    light goes off.'

    'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor said.

    A little later in the day, the doctor called
    George's wife. 'Ethel,' he said, 'George is doing fine! But I
    had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
    Is it true that when he gets up during the night to go to the
    bathroom that, poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when
    he's done, poof! The light goes off?'

    'Oh, my Lord!' Ethel exclaimed

    'He's peeing in the refrigerator again!'

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