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NO Nativity Scene in Washington D.C.this year!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Nov 4, 2009.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year.
    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find
    Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital. A search for a Virgin continues.
    There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
     
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    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Good one Bob. Got a laugh out of me. Bulge.
     
  3. DoubleAuto

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    Probably having Bill Clinton hanging around Washington, DC as the tag along of the Secretary Of State will make finding a virgin tough.

    DoubleAuto
     
  4. BIGDON

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    Obama should be able to find some virgins unless his muslim friends have used them all up.

    Don
     
  5. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

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    WOW Bob, that's a great one.
     
  6. Clayshooter08

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    Now that's FUNNY!!! Good one BOB!!!
     
  7. short shucker

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    I bow to you all mighty exaulted one. Great read Bob!

    ss
     
  8. Hoosier Daddy

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    Are you trying to tell me Nancy Pelosi has actually had SEX!!!
     
  9. mike-israel

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    I keep tellimg you guys --it was a misread--not 72 virgins but "a 72 year old virgin"---MIKE
     
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