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Newly wed farmer

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    A young farm couple, Franklin and Darlene, got married and
    just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before
    Franklin left the house for the fields, they made love. When
    Franklin came back from the fields, they made love. After
    supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made
    love.
    The problem was their nooner: it took Franklin a half hour

    to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields
    and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Franklin
    asked the town doctor what to do.

    "Franklin," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

    They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Franklin came back to the doctor's office.

    "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?" "Oh, it worked good," said Franklin. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."

    "Good, Franklin. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
    "Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started"
     
  2. g7777777

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    LOL

    Have had dogs like that

    Regards from Iowa

    Gene
     
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  4. Ljutic111

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    Wheres my gun ?????
     
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