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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Lead Man, Feb 25, 2009.

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  1. Lead Man

    Lead Man TS Member

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    "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to
    help
    everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,
    keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
    blessings of
    debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
    hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
    guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
    liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a
    whole
    lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
    require
    a Bill of NON-Rights."


    ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV,
    or
    any other form of wealth.. More power to you if you can legally acquire
    them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.


    ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This
    country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not
    just
    you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
    opinion,
    etc; but the
    world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.


    ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
    you
    stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not
    expect the
    tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
    wealthy.


    ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
    Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
    help
    anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
    generation
    after generation of
    professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation
    of
    another generation of professional couch potatoes .



    ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That
    would
    be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
    interested in
    public health care.


    ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
    people.
    If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
    surprised
    if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.


    ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
    others.
    If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other
    citizens,
    don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
    place where you
    still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
    leisure.


    ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure
    want
    you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we
    expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and
    vocational training laid
    before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)


    ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
    American
    means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is
    a
    lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws
    created by
    those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.



    ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care
    where
    you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever
    you
    came from! (Lastly....)


    ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's
    history
    or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And
    yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith,
    or no
    faith at all;
    with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our
    heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!
     
  2. TommyTEREX

    TommyTEREX Member

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    Hits the nail right on the head.

    Tom R.
     
  3. Turtle29728

    Turtle29728 TS Member

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    Thanks, I couldn't have said it better. Just hope that this becomes the prevailing ideology of the majority of Americans in the wake of the coming economic collapse. If so, perhaps we can return to some semblance of sanity in this once great land. it's in the hands of the electorate. Only time will tell if they will be motivated to take back their liberties from the blood sucking parasites and political panderers who have usurped our birthright as American citizens.
     
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