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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Jun 14, 2013.

  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business
    patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.


    A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans,
    with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a
    "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
    Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.


    Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
    directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


    For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"


    So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
     
  2. deadnout

    deadnout Member

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    heh heh. I was a truck driver and thought of doing that a couple of times. rich
     
  3. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

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    That is pretty damn hilarious.

    -Gary
     
  4. broadway john

    broadway john Well-Known Member

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    Talk about being in the right place at the right time, the truck that is.