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Need a law, agaisnt old woman bartenders

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  1. Bisi

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    28 years ago when I moved into this house it was out in the country. The nearest stop light was 5 miles away! Now I can see 2 from my back window. Used to rabbit an quail hunt from my backyard. Well anyway we got urbanized. Now I have a Italian bar/restaurant ¼ mile away. We have a guy from Italy who has Mexicans cooking his food. That’s okay! But damn does he need to hire good looking older women to tend bar? I’m old.(53) I know I have no real shot with the 20 to 30 year old bartender. But he now has a bartender my age. Not fair! Good looking slender black haired beauty. She seductively puts on those reading glasses to read the register when she cashes out a customer.

    I declare that a flag be thrown. Damn unfair. I had to walk home tonight. She got me intoxicated. A bar should not be allowed to have good looking older women who keep old men from going home and sleeping or walking the dog.

    Hell I'm not even planning on shooting this weekend. I'll probably walk to the bar and watch her put on and take off her reading glasses as she cashes out people.
     
  2. Bisi

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    Sarge, I'm still giddy from the beer. But I'm willing to bet that this "girls" teeth are her own.
     
  3. 101voodoo

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    How'd she look before you got intoxicated?

    Jim
     
  4. whiz-bang

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    She will look even better at closing time.
     
  5. recurvyarcher

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    You sound like you're smitten, Bisi. Invite her out to try trap shooting with you. She might say yes...
     
  6. Bisi

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    Recury, I was going to save the trapshooting invite for your little sister.

    Trapshooting is expensive, can't afford to invite everybody. Still haven't received photocopy of your little sister's financial statement. Must be in the mail!
     
  7. BIGDON

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    Stay with the bartender - recurves sister is out of your class.

    Don
     
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    PICTURES!
     
  9. BLACKDOG

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    SICK OLD COOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. wolfram

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    You probably know this but those kind of gals are known as keepers and odds are she has a guy already. But then again you may be in luck .....
     
  11. jimbotrap

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    Recurvy - You not very romantic. Bisi my try some better way to get to know this lady. I'm not going to give any of my secrets. But they sure do not include trapshooting. - Jim
     
  12. Ahab

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    Surefire method....sit there and lick your eyebrows!
     
  13. james huffington

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    The difference between a FOX & a Dog, is a 6pac !!!!
     
  14. W.P.T.

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    Carry two bags with you for when you sober up, don't take any chances ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  15. recurvyarcher

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    Jim Elliott,

    Romance without Love is Nothing but Seduction in Disguise.

    (that is an original quote by Devi Rathod)
     
  16. jimbotrap

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    Recurby - I know I am getting old but who is Devi Rathod?? And then tell me what is the matter with a little seduction? Always though it could be a two way thing. But alas, maybe I have already shown my ignorance. - Jim
     
  17. Carl7650

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    Bisi
    This may be happening to you,,,LOL
    click the link above.
     
  18. Carl7650

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    that didnt work,,,,maybe this will
     
  19. recurvyarcher

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    Jim, I don't know...she's some girl that wears make up and fixes her hair and puts ear rings on just to muck stalls in the barn. Can you believe it? I think she's trying to make all the mares jealous or something.
     
  20. Bisi

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    Carl 7650, great link! I don't know if that's what happened or not. I'm afraid to go in the place anymore. I'll still have pleasant memories this way.
     
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