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My wife's census form was sent back*** Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Thay didn't like her answers.

    THEY SENT BACK MY CENSUS


    In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

    I answered "YES" and commented, "Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, 2nd and 3rd generations of women who have five kids and have never, ever even looked for a job, most of the State of California, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a President that gives away my tax dollars to Middle East poppy growers and thugs and several South American dictatorships!"

    ................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
     
  2. setool

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    Awesome response (and very close to the truth)... wished I had thought of it !!!

    Mark S.
     
  3. GoldEx

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    Awesome!!!

    Jeff
     
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    If it wasn't true it would be damn funny!!! ;-)
     
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    It's the truth
     
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