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My Physical

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Aug 15, 2012.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so
    I described a typical day this way:

    "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight
    Beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down
    Several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of Quicksand,
    jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks" behind big trees."

    Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an Outdoors Man!"


    "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."
     
  2. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    Very good.
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    You are a shiity golfer! LMAO
     
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