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My new car

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by jbmi, Jul 31, 2007.

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  1. jbmi

    jbmi Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    NW Michigan
    I don't think I told you about my new car yet.

    I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because
    couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio
    voice activated.

    "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
    Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
    speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
    Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, if I said, "Beatles,"
    get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
    swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!"

    Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
    Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with
    John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
    Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted
    Kennedy on scotch.

    Damn, I LOVE this car!
  2. jackmitch

    jackmitch TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    wish i could afford a lexus snly with my language it would have a harder time finding a song by co##%&#er. maybe not does monica have band
  3. ccridr

    ccridr Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Thanks, I needed a good laugh tonight.
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