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My Neighbor Ted

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Jul 15, 2012.

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    As we get older, we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to 'make a difference' in the world anymore. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of our older friends and neighbors who have had the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Ted is such a perosn.

    "I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you are retired,'" Ted recently told me.

    "Well," he continued, "I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and Jack Daniel's into urine. Then I piss on a photo of Obama...I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

    Ted is an inspiration to us all.
     
  2. Model Number 12

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    Good one. I think I'll have a beer myself. Just for the flavor, of course.
     
  3. oz

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    a picture is anavatar. you must piss on the real odumbo toa make a difference. So sayeth shi ted.
     
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