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My Muslim neighbor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Sailor, Jan 3, 2013.

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  1. Shooting Sailor

    Shooting Sailor Well-Known Member

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    My Muslim neighbor was proudly telling me last week he had the complete Koran on CD. Being interested in learning about other cultures, and especially since Islam is so big in the news these days, I asked him to burn me a copy.

    BOY!!! Talk about upset!!!

    I'm still in hiding.
     
  2. 320090T

    320090T Well-Known Member

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    Why hide? Throw bacon at him.
     
  3. HSLDS

    HSLDS Well-Known Member

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    Try sharing some sports with him.

    Invite him over to toss the pigskin around...
     
  4. slayer

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    Man this gonna be a long winter....
     
  5. NMULTRARUNNER55

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    I'm stealing this!

    Steve Nunley

    Albuquerque, NM
     
  6. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    I think it was funny.
     
  7. 1oz

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    Make up and invite him to the next Pig Roast you have. Nothing like a good pig roast to meet the neighbors.
     
  8. slayer

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    He doesn't have a muslim neighbor. I heard this joke a month ago. Just let me shoot a round....Bill
     
  9. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    hurry up spring
     
  10. Shooting Coach

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    Invite him to Hardee's for a Burger and coffee.
     
  11. chuckie68

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    Anybody for some BBQ ribs and pork rinds? Gonna be some good entertainment!
     
  12. Fast Oil

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    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
    KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
    BULLS-EYE!

    "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

    So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us.
    You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

    The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
     
  13. HSLDS

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    OK Cy-Kick,

    That was funny...
     
  14. Bruce Specht

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    thanks for the laugh
     
  15. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Is this his wife and kids???

    [​IMG]
     
  16. JT 27

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    Barrelbulge, are the 2 on the outside twins?
     
  17. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Yes, you noticed that. Very observant. Bulge.
     
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