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My green hat saves me a lot of time ...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by DB Bill, Jul 21, 2010.

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  1. DB Bill

    DB Bill Active Member

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    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.


    When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.



















    What's the secret of my green hat ------ it says U.S. Border Patrol on it.

















    Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.



    It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.






    At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.






    Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
     
  2. 7771

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    where do i get one??
     
  3. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget to paint your vehicle pea green!

    :)
     
  4. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if there's a law against impersonating a border patrol officer?!?!
     
  5. porky

    porky TS Member

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    Same law that allows people to wear Yankee's and Red Sox Hats and all the other hats. If he were wearing a coat that said that he was a law enforcement offical, it would be different, but a hat. People should get a life. A liberal only sees the flaws in others, never themselves, they rise above it all. Sorta like floaters and sinkers. It's all the same stuff they ooze.
     
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