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My gold fish bernie, how do i put him down???

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by drunk_again, Feb 27, 2007.

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  1. drunk_again

    drunk_again TS Member

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    my pour lil gold fish bernie isnt doint to well, he constanly swims in a counter clock wise circle. i took him to the david boren school of vetranerian medician at Oklahoma state college, and they said he has scaleleosis. they then informed me it was incureable, and he has less that 6 weeks to live. i just dont know what im to do. how should i disspose of old bernie?? should i flush him?? feed him to a stray cat?? have him stuffed?? of let some college frat boy swallow him alive at a kegger??
     
  2. thedemoguy

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    Put him in a glass of whiskey.
     
  3. Jim101

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    He'll make good flathead catfish bait. Take him over to lake tenkiller and bait up.




    Jim
     
  4. rookie tim

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    Kaa-WOOOOSH!!!
     
  5. foghorn220

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    Drunk_Again:

    I would say let these college kids see if the can retrain him to do the synconize swimming and then charge for the fish shows until he goes belly up.



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    Any more advice im here to help.


    Foggy
     
  6. blizzard

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    walk around with him tucked in your armpit for a day or so. usually does the trick.


    brett d.
     
  7. CharlesR1100

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    Kohler toilets advertise that they are big enough for any job. Only the best for Bernie.

    Now, how to put down the "put down" topics?
     
  8. Nate_w

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    I'm with EE on this one. Add tartar or cocktail sauce if need be. Let his passing not be in vain.

    -N
     
  9. shannon391

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    Run a hose from your tailpipe to your car window, set the fish bowl on your lap,start car.
     
  10. drunk_again

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    well i see theres allot of good ideas being thrown around, but i just dont see how i can bring myself to perform any of them. ive had bernie since i was 5 and we have done so much together. i take bernie everywhere i go. bernie was there sitting on the bench in his nice bowl when i broke my first 25 straight. he was there when i reached the 27 yard line. this is really going to be a very hard thing to do.
     
  11. drunk_again

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    ok tron, you can damn sure bet on it that i wont send you bernie or any more dying gerbiles. im just scared to ask you what you did with or to them gerbiles you asked for.
     
  12. cdconley

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    who cares?
     
  13. rjdden

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    BAAAWoosh!! I now send ye ol Bernie. A good friend to the end. BAAAWOOoosh again. Bernie didn't go down on the first try. Nedded a second. BBAWOoosh. A third. Bernie, Your supposed to go meet your maker in the ol briny. Now go down and stay down. Not again Bernie. Ok, back in the bowl for ya for a little while longer. Rich.(inPeoria,Az.)
     
  14. Jerbear

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    7 1/2 or 8's ? pull


    jerbear
     
  15. Pull & Mark

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    Since he is a long time family member and a member of ATA, I think that you should have him cryogenicily frozen until such a time that our vets can come up with a cure for him. Best of Luck. Break-em all. Jeff
     
  16. blizzard

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    jerbear gave me an idea. tape him to a target. PULL!!! have a 5 man squad and everybody shoots, except drunk_again, because, well, he's drunk again.

    brett d.
     
  17. rjdden

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    O! O! Teacher! Teacher! I got it! Put him in a shot shell and of course some buffer to maybe make him comfy and shoot him through a Cronny to see how fast he can fly. Maybe use some 28 grains of Blue Dot or more and maybe an sp12 Wad. Light crimp. Ya don't want to squish him! Ya want to see him fly, maybe like an Eagle! Hum!!!

    Rich. (inPeoria,Az.)
     
  18. Jerbear

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  19. RobertT

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    You should be able to find a comfortable resting place for Bernie in the stock bolt hole of your favorite shotgun. He will no doubt remain in your thoughts each time you visit your favorite trap range.
     
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