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My favorite animal

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by andybull, Jun 14, 2010.

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  1. andybull

    andybull Well-Known Member

    Sep 25, 2008
    South Carolina
    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried

    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,

    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried

    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and

    he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love

    animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what

    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal

    was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd

    asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make

    them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office

    again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher

    doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

    Guess where I am now...
  2. wayneo

    wayneo Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Beef,,,,it's what's for dinner. Wayne

  3. Big Az Al

    Big Az Al Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2006
    near Tucson Trap
    I would have Deer,

    They are always exciting to see!

    Even more exciting to shoot!

    And always tasty to eat!

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