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My favorite animal. Humor.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
    My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
    I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
    He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now...
     
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    My daughter has a tee shirt that says- PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals. Charlie
     
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    My favorite animal as well.

    Out of a cast Iron.
     
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    If you want to make a conservative angry, lie to him. If you want to make a liberal angry, tell him the truth.
     
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    saw a tee shirt once, on the front it said" there's room on the planet for all God's animals" and the back said " Yeah, right next to the mashed potatos and gravy"
     
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    I have heard that in your youth you spent a lot of time in the pricipals office Bulge!
     
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    Yeah, I had a pup tent set up in the book closet. Mike.
     
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