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Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by short shucker, Dec 28, 2009.

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  1. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    My Dog...

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food preparedfor her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals areprovided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for hercheckup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For thisshe pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a niceneighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she isnot required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleansit up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receivesthese accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, andhas absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked upby others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinkingabout all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, HolyCow, my dog is a democrat!

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  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    IS she a purebreed democrat it sound like it
     
  3. GW22

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    No, if she gets all that... and still complains about it, THEN she's a Democrat.

    -Gary
     
  4. below 0

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    Sounds like she is a real bitch...Odie
     
  5. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    No, she is just a lot smarter than you........
     
  6. BILL GRILL

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    Sounds a lot like my best bud!
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  7. 100after9

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    I understand about princess puppies!!!
     
  8. short shucker

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    doggai,

    How right you are!

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  9. short shucker

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    EE,

    That's awesome. I've always thought them more like family than pets, just without a social security number.

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  10. jakearoo

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    As we all know, dogs are mans' best friend.
     
  11. short shucker

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    I don't have a mortgage payment. My house, barn, and 20 acres are bought and paid for. My truck has been paid for for quite some time. I don't live fancy, but I don't want either.

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  12. 100after9

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    She sure is our best friend and she is part of the family. It is so amazing that something so tiny that is not human can make you love them so much!!! She is tiny and not afraid of guns shots but get out the vacuum and she runs!!! Hope you all have someone to love like we do...
     
  13. Bob Schultz

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    Jojo (short for Josephina Muttsarella) says she's definitely not a Democrat ... just a biscuit eating Republican who is currently between jobs. I am suspect of her loyalties to either party though. Anyone with a pleasant voice and a treat will get her vote! Bob Schultz
     
  14. Pull Bang

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    Meet Lacey, my 2 year old lab. She is one precious pet.

    Frank
     
  15. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    Not only is my lil girl a democrat,..shes like every other woman i've known..a backseat driver!
     
  16. Butler

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    nice looking dogs
     
  17. skeeljc

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    Pull Bang, I think I have one of Lacey's sisters. This is Gertie, our three year old lab (Dudley).

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  18. trapwife

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    If you add up all the actual costs of having a dog, it won't come close to paying for the all the devoted love and loyalty that you get back.
     
  19. headsupdesign

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    My dog works for a living. A day without dead birds, is like a day without sunshine!
     
  20. wolfram

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    My dogs work for a living too Headsup, it is a full time job getting us to do what they want.

    I think my GSP has gone beyond democrat and is a full fledged socialist. He truly believes that the king size bed is 1/2 his and he expects to take that 1/2 right out of the middle.
     
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