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Muslims

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Muslims:

    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


    1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim


    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim


    3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim


    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
    You may be a Muslim



    5. You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim


    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Muslim



    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim


    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim


    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim


    10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim


    11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it. You probably are a Muslim
     
  2. Shooting Coach

    Shooting Coach Well-Known Member

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  3. dgh

    dgh Well-Known Member

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    smart dog
     
  4. John Galt

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    I can't wait to hear Professor Troll whine about this.
     
  5. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    Don't let Timney see this.

    Don
     
  6. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Muslim woman and her 3 children! Whoops, 1 child. Ahhh what the hell it's 4 garbage bags.
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  7. CharlieAMA

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    I see the sprinklers are running. I guess he hasn't heard or the drouth. That roofing job was probably done by the Shiek Alakaboom Hussien Akbar Mohammed Roofing Company.
     
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