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  1. addictedtotrap

    addictedtotrap Member

    Mar 16, 2010
    Elkhart , IN
    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

    +Tourist: $5.00

    +Broiled Missionary: $10.00

    +Fried Explorer: $15.00

    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
  2. bigunn

    bigunn TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    An elderly couple, in their 80's, went to a sex therapist's office and
    asks the doctor to watch them have sex. The doc is so amazed at such an
    elderly couple wanting sexual advise that he agrees. After watching
    them, the doc says, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you
    have sex." He charges them $50 and they go on their way. The couple
    returns the next week and again asked the doc to watch them have sex.
    After several weeks of this, the doc finally asked the couple what they
    wanted him to find out. The old man replies, "we're not trying to find
    out anything. I'm married, so we can't go to my house, she's married so
    we can't go to her house. The Holiday Inn charges $98, the Hilton
    charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving
    me only $7 to pay. & since you are a doctor, it's confidential!!
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