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More than a few will identify with this joke

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by ccridr, May 8, 2008.

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  1. ccridr

    ccridr Member

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    Hi Yall,

    Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"
    "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
    "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawya?"
    "Sure is, Bubba."
    "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
    "Yep."
    "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
    "That's right," said the lawyer."
    "But why are you asking?"
    "Well, I was thinkin . ..What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
     
  2. Haskins Bill

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    So Beaudreau came in from fishing in the bayou and the game warden was waiting for him on the dock. He says Beaudreau what you doin with all dem fish that is out of season in yo coolers? Beaudreau says they is my pet fish suh they come to me when I calls them evry night! Well says the game warden show me. So Beaudreau dumps them all back in bayou. The warden says call dem fish back here. Beaudreau says "What fish".
     
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