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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Jul 21, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
    The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK!,"

    the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

    "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

    "You're in Oregon, son," the trooper answered.
    "When we pull you over in Oregon, you better have your
    license ready by the time we get to your car.

    "I'm sorry, officer!" the driver said, "I'm from California and don't know your laws here.

    The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.

    The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

    The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK!," the
    trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

    "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

    "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

    "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

    "Because, I know you California people," the trooper says... "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"
     
  2. TommyTEREX

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    Good one.

    Tom R.
     
  3. atashooter

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    Leroy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a
    deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl.
    The babies are fine now. However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother, Leroy, came in and named them.



    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not my brother, Leroy...he's a crackhead idiot.



    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name.
    I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise. "Then she asks,
    "What's the boy's name?"

    "Denephew"
     
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