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Monday Gov't humor....

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  1. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    An agent from the Federal Department of Water Resources stops at a Texas ranch and starts to talk with the old rancher. He tells him: "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.''

    The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there."

    The Water Department representative says indignantly, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me... See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land in the entire United States of America. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

    The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

    Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Department representative running for his life. And close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step.
    The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

    "Your card! Show him your card!"
     
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    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    and another....
     
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    OK, now this is Funny too, B. Hussein Obama the early years!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeeLz2qGdM&NR=1
     
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