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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dbcook, Oct 21, 2008.

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  1. dbcook

    dbcook TS Member

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    how come there is no reporting on these 2 very fine shooting groups anymore. are they wearing pink tutu,s & shooting skeet?? did the 2 reporters lose their reporting privileges? have they all defected to the dark side?? inquiring minds are wanting to know????????????? dwain
     
  2. Phil Kiner

    Phil Kiner Well-Known Member

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    I agree- at the Grand I presented each member of the entire squad with a bottle of special edition Gator Tears- the Whiny Puppy edition. The PREZ was so involved being a social butterfly that he never posted from the Grand and therefore I never had a chance to comment on the presentation. The Tears were compliments of Flagato (he sent with me cause he could not make the Grand). I have been disappointed in the PREZ of late, he is really slacking on his duties. I thought perhaps that his brain had finally run dry. pk
     
  3. Skeet Doug

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    All we can do is thank the Lord that the filthy posts by the Dog Squad have not appeared lately. They are an embarrasement to the the MTA and the ATA.
     
  4. Pride Engineer

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    You boys missed the last report apparently. Part of the squad plus some past wannabes were up at Devils Lake, North Dakota harvesting some ducks. I was honored to write the summary story for that venture. And no, the squad has not yet gone over to the dark side. Although, The Prez and The Piddler did try their hands at a round of sporting clays last week. It turns out The Piddler has been out practicing on the side trying to get a jump on the rest of the Dog Squad members should the pack ever turn to this silly sport. He soundly whipped the poor Prez shooting a course record 97 out of 100 in the process. And no, the targets were not all stacked on top of a log! Yes, The Piddler actually looked tough that day. He was shooting with confidence, breaking each target solidly, almost looking like John Kruger. Now if he could just start doing this on the trap field, maybe he could find his way back to AAA and might actually earn yardage for a change in handicap.

    Of course, The Piddler did celebrate a bit much after his 97. He unfortunately though, has adopted some of the habits of his close personal friend, The Big Dog himself. After relieving himself on the sign post of each station he ran, he then embarrassed us all by sitting in the corner of the club house and licking that certain part of his anatomy made so famous by Jesse Jackson. Lets hope The Piddlers walk "on the top" is a one time event. We wouldn't want to embarrass the MTA and the ATA any further.

    Reporting live from Rivers Ridge Hunting Preserve, Mark Zauhar, your now sanitized reporter.
     
  5. dward

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    I read Skeet Dougs post and hoped it was tongue in cheek, but when I searched his posts I see he has responded before. (below)

    I for one would like to thank Mark for the effort he has put into his Dog Squad reports as they are probably the most entertaining posts I've read on TS.COM.

    As for embarassing the MTA and ATA........we should be so lucky as to have more talented guys like Mark donating their time to our sport!......But if there is one thing I've learned in running large businesses, it's that the people who appreciate what you are doing take for granted that you know they feel that way. And it's always a small percentage of people who complain the most that end up being heard the loudest. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone tried to find whats right with our sport and the individuals volunteering their time to it, instead of what we can bitch about!

    Thank you Mark..and all the others volunteering their time to our sport!

    Dan Ward


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    Could you please review the Dog Squad shooting at the SW grand thread and remove the questionable posts. The ones dealing porn and other things that should not be posted here. Kids read this you know.

    Thank you very much.
     
  6. Skeet Doug

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    So the post I asked to be removed was not an embarassment to the MTA? Did you read it? There is no need to be vulgar. As long as they keep it clean there is no problem but those sophmoric sexual innuendos and references are uncalled for and most definitely an embarassment. Even the cleaned up version above is childish. Do you guys really think referenece to someone licking their testicles is funny? Geez, grow up.

    I never said anything about what he has or has not done for the MTA or the ATA, I was just making a point that some of the posts have have gone way past common decency and good taste. Being a donater of time does not mean he isn't guilty of poor taste in humor.
     
  7. dward

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    Skeet - I thought about sharing my opinion that your position might possibly be a bit on the "stiff" side, but you're doing way too good a job of it all on your own. And although I don't want to bring a stray dog into this pissin match, the fact that Phil Kiner was needling Mark earlier in the post leads me to believe your position may not be that widely supported - Dan
     
  8. BrowningGal

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    I, for one, enjoy reading the MN Dog Squad reports, and I take no offense at them. I have two dogs myself. They attend all my shoots with me, and the "dog-eze" notation is pretty accurate to how they act... and it is indeed funny.

    I only wish I had a play program so that I know which shooter is behind each character.

    --BrowningGal (Jeri Brock)
     
  9. sle081

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    The Minnesota DOG SQUAD will be back in full force when we are frozen out of the northland and head at times to the tropics to once again smash clay. As for the Piddler I think I heard he just got new glasses so he can finaly see what he has been shooting at. I was trying to talk him into showing me the ropes of this "sporting clay' thing but he says they do not do that up here until its at least 10 below zero, and by then I have no interest in leaving my dog dish , unless its to hike down to the Dollar where there is no snow!!!
    BIG DOG
     
  10. Elizabeth Christensen

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    Well, I guess this goes without saying ... but I will anyway ... Mr. Skeet Doug, if it offends you so, no one is twisting your arm to read the threads. From past readings you already know the kind of references and innuendo that the threads contain, nothing changes except the antics of the Dog Squad, so don't open the thread and you won't be embarrassed for Minnesota.
     
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    I don't know any of the parties involved. I do know that I enjoy the Dog Squad posts they are quite entertaining.

    On a lighter note I find it hard to believe that calling the Dog Squad an embarrassment to the the MTA and the ATA. By a poster called Skeet Doug has to be an oxymoron.

    Bob Lawless
     
  12. Duluth Fatboy

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    Maybe the shaving will start this year? What do you say Prez and BIG DOG?
    The Piddler (only if you can live up to the challenge)
     
  13. dbcook

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    it is good to know that the dog squad is alive & well. we all look forward to receiving progress reports on these up & comers.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! however we have heard nothing about our friends, the s w iowa clowns. hugedick, sandy bagger, maltzie, & the world famous possum cop. one other thing. could someone please tell me what kind of dog a "prez" is? i have googled it, looked in the encylcopdeia brittanica, asked my neighbor whom i thought knew everything & no answer yet? is a "prez" one of those lovable little laplanders? or is it one of those mean & evil dogs that must be kept chained up & muzzled at all times? thanks in advance dwain
     
  14. crusha

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    Are we going to take moral advice from a sexually repressed, self-admitted skeet homo?


    Ha! (I bet he's a closet butt-sniffer...)
     
  15. Pride Engineer

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    Thanks for all the support from the many fans of the famed Dog Squad. The next report will be from sunny Florida at the Southern Grand. I would expect all of the first team Dogs will be present. We'll of course be covering all of their antics.

    I do have one question though, what movie star is pictured in the above post. Is that Tom Selleck?
     
  16. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    Photobucket removed it, musta been a "poor-no-graphic" kinda pic? LMAO :)

    Mark, no AG for the dogs next week?

    Hap
     
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