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Miss Grand American

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Barry C. Roach, Aug 22, 2010.

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  1. Barry C. Roach

    Barry C. Roach Well-Known Member

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    I wish they'd bring back the Miss Grand American. In fact, I'd like to see them have a NASCAR style bevy of ladies hand out the trophies and the Martin's prize money at the end of the shoot off each night. Lot's of great looking young ladies in Southern Illinois.
     
  2. Dr.Longshot

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    Kind of like the Bob Allen Girls at his vendor spot at Vandalia.

    When I was a Lennox Dealer I had a display of Furnaces and Air Conditioners at the Mall and a nice looking girl in a Bikini passing out literature, some women took their husbands by the ear and steered them away.

    I did a lot of sales Though.

    Gary Bryant
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  3. recurvyarcher

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    Oooh, goody. Can we have some shirtless, tanned, washboard-abs-guys added to that mix?
     
  4. Mark425

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    At a trap shoot? No washboards have been allowed since the all you can eat buffet was invented. :)
     
  5. BAD 303

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    Curvy that may be the funniest thing every typed on a trapshooting forum. You just said shirtless tanned washboard abs guy. You ever seen anything close to taht at a trapshoot?
     
  6. recurvyarcher

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    Couldn't we hire some? sniff, sniff...
     
  7. Barry C. Roach

    Barry C. Roach Well-Known Member

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    How's Martin's abs looking these days? You could volunteer him. I have a six pack under there somewhere.
     
  8. recurvyarcher

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    Lit, I've only heard the legend...never seen it.

    'Tater, He has a flat tummy. He needs to eat a little more protein than he does if he wants to get his washboard goin' on. Not that he needs it, though...he's pretty cute to me.
     
  9. Barry C. Roach

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    Well, there you go then! Martin's in. Oh, by-the-way since you have decided to give me a new nickname I think you should have a new one too. I'm thinking and I'll let you know here.
     
  10. recurvyarcher

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    Ruh-Roh...
     
  11. School Teacher

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    I hear former Illinois governor Blago will do anything for a buck. He may suck but he looks to be in decent shape. Was he not the governor when Sparta was opened.

    Bob Allen had good taste.

    Ed Ward
     
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    Bob Allen had excellent taste!
     
  13. W.P.T.

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    Why settle for a 6 pack when you can have the whole Keg ..? WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  14. Jeff P

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    Devi, fear not....

    when you come to alaska, I'll make sure there's a shirtless washboard ab guy to hand you your trophy.

    I'll even take my own shirt off, if need be. My pony keg is WAY better than a 6 pack anyway.
     
  15. Ed Y

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    As I recall, there was no Miss Grand American but rather a Miss Vandalia that used to attend the Grand. I believe that her main function was to type the shooters name on their attendance ribbon. I think that she used an old Royal typewriter.

    Ed Yanchok
     
  16. Bruce Specht

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    Barry, a bevy? your showing your age !!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Annie Get Your Gun

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    Devi, we could re-instate the "Mr. Buns" contest, I think it was before your time, but Martin might remember. That was fun. Altho we might have to find some "new" talent!
     
  18. Big Heap

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    Reminds me - - local firefighters are getting ready to sell their 2011 calendar.

    Time flies when you're having fun.
     
  19. The Rock

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    Curvy

    Never would work the gay shooters(skeeter infiltrators) would be in direct competition with Browning. Next thing you know the newly created limp wrist category takes the Grand.

    The feather boa and lavender shooting apparel vendors with pink shotguns show up.

    Rock

    Jim
     
  20. ljutic231

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    Big Heap what are you doing with a male Firefighter Calendar. Hope you just borrowed it.
     
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