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Minnesota declares WAR!!!

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  1. GunDr

    GunDr Well-Known Member

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    MINNESOTA DECLARES WAR ON USA


    President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

    "Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented Norwegian voice said. "'Dis
    here is Sven, over here at da VFW bar in Ramsey, Minnesota. Ve
    don't like some a yer policies so I am callin' to tell ya that we are
    officially declaring war on ya!"

    "Well, Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
    your army?"

    "Right now," said Sven, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my
    cousin Knute, my next-door-neighbor Ole, and da whole dart team from da
    VFW."

    Barack paused, "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my
    army waiting to move on my command."

    "Wow," said Sven, "I'll haf ta call ya back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, da war is still on!

    We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.

    "Vell sir, ve got two combines, a bulldozer, and three big farm tractors."

    President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks
    and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one
    and a half million since we last spoke."

    "All right den, said Sven. "I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day... "President Obama, da war is
    still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified
    Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns in da cockpit, and four big boys
    from the Norskie Cafe haf joined us as vell!"

    Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.

    "I must tell you, Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
    planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air
    missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO
    MILLION!"

    "Two million you say?," said Sven, "l'll haf' to call you back.

    Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry
    to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Vell, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
    over a few beers, and come to realize that there's yust no vay ve can feed two million prisoners."
     
  2. chuckie68

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    Good One!!!
     
  3. CharlieAMA

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    That's pretty damn funny! LOL. Charlie
     
  4. The Stive

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    Good one. John
     
  5. kiv-c

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    Must be the same bunch of Norwegians that declared war on the Swedes.

    They mail ordered 500 septic tanks and as soon as they learn how to drive them they'll launch their attack!

    Kiv
     
  6. Bruce Specht

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    EXCELLENT !!!!
     
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    Very Good. Bulge.
     
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