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Men beware

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Mar 4, 2010.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    > The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

    interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

    >

    > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door

    and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no

    matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

    in a chair. Kill Her!

    >

    > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent

    said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

    >

    > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into

    the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

    >

    > tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You

    don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

    >

    > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill

    her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

    after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few

    minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She

    wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had

    to beat him to death with the chair."

    >

    > MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
     
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  3. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    A man applies to be a police officer.

    They hand him a .45 with 7 bullets in it and say "Your test is to
    go out and shoot 3 illegal aliens and 3 Muslims, then a rabbit!"

    He asks "Why a rabbit?"

    They say "You are hired, start on Monday!"
     
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