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MEN ARE DEEP THINKERS

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by HANGFIRE, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. HANGFIRE

    HANGFIRE Member

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    What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

    Time for another beer.
     
  2. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    Some days I sets here and thinks, some days I just sets.........
     
  3. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Well ... just sitting is not as much fun now!




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