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Max and Arlene ..A Love story. Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Nov 20, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Love Story - brings a tear to your eye.

    Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter
    and da lake had froze over.

    Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral
    store to get him some beer.

    She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

    So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked
    back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer,
    she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da
    store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

    Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money
    ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”
  2. PatMiles

    PatMiles Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2011
    Funeral services for Max are pending. The authorities are still searching for his body under the lake ice. His widow has been cleared of all pending charges.

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