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    A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

    "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time," replied the lady.

    "If you don't mind my asking," said the man, "what do you use it for?"

    "We use it for sex," she said.

    The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?

    "I don't mind telling you at all," answered the lady, "My husband and I put it on the doorknob to our bedroom."
     
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