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  1. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    The Woman Marine Pilot

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
    tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came
    back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

    There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
    But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

    "Janie, do you have a story to share?"

    ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine
    pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
    territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival
    knife.

    She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
    her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot
    15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more
    with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
    with her bare hands."

    ''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you
    was the moral to this horrible story?"

    "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

    Semper Fi
    Lou M
     
  2. OGC Director

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    Good one, cigar guy

    Rich in Indiana
     
  3. ronbo142

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    Mommy might have had a few issues!

    Semper Fi

    Ronbo
     
  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    excellent Cuban Cigar!
     
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