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Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Jim101, Jan 26, 2010.

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  1. Jim101

    Jim101 Active Member

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    How many lizzards can you get in your pants, Maybe we could have a contest.


    A German reptile collector has been jailed for 14 weeks and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine for plundering New Zealand's wild gecko and skink populations, a judge has ruled.


    Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, is to be deported to Germany as soon as he is released from prison, Judge Colin Doherty ordered Tuesday.



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  2. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure we've all heard of "ants in your pants" but lizards are a new one. BTW aren't lizards meat eaters?

    Eric
     
  3. trappermike

    trappermike Well-Known Member

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    Amazing, I sometimes have trouble keeping my one lizard in my pants. Prostate issues, you know.
     
  4. fssberson

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    So, is that an iguana in your pants, or you just glad to see me.
     
  5. Hoosier Daddy

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    Trouser snakes do not have legs and toenails. Trouser lizards are an entirely different matter.
     
  6. DoubleAuto

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    Sounds like Reptile Dysfunction to me.
     
  7. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    But just think of how you would wow the ladies when your lizard whips out it 10in tongue and snatches a fly off her baked potato!!!
     
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