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Making your wife really happy

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by g7777777, Feb 4, 2008.

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  1. g7777777

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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, & lt; B>everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

    Regards from the great state of Iowa

    Gene
     
  2. bigbore613

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    Much better than the egg joke. Jeff
     
  3. TommyTEREX

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    Liked it. LOL

    Tom R.
     
  4. nukinfuts

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    I like the Egg joke better!..Nuc
     
  5. Fast Oil

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    An old man knew his days where numbered so he called together his Doctor, Preacher, and his Lawyer.

    He told them that they were the only people he trusted. Since he did not trust banks he informed the three that under his mattress was $90k dollars.

    He gave each $30k dollars and told them that at his funeral each was to throw their $30k dollars into the casket before it was closed.

    A few weeks later the old guy passed away and at the funeral the three gathered and did as the old man requested.

    As they were closing the casket the preacher told the Doctor and Lawyer that he had a confession. He had taken $10K for the church as it needed a new roof.

    The Doctor also had to confess that he took $15k as the hospital needed a new MRI.

    The Lawyer was shocked and told the two they should be ashamed for taking the money. "At least I wrote a check for the full amount."
     
  6. I WON

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    I have to agree with your wife, gene.
     
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