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Make me feel like a woman

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by gdbabin, Oct 9, 2008.

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  1. gdbabin

    gdbabin TS Member

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    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
    severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
    from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
    lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
    Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
    'I'm too young to die,' she wails.



    Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
    last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone
    on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'



    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
    their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the
    desperate woman in the front of the plane.



    Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of
    the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark
    brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up
    the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..........






    One button at a time........






    No one moves...............






    He removes his shirt.............






    Muscles ripple across his chest.........






    She gasps....................






    He whispers.................






    'Iron this...then get me a beer.'


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    I couldn't resist.. sorry ladies.

    Guy Babin
     
  2. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, he could stand there like a real man and take it while she ironed that chest of his, too. He could show off his cool scars after they healed.
     
  3. Mr Newbius©

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    Dang Montana men are all screwed up ... she needs to get the beer first and then iron the dang shirt and then get her tail in the kitchen and gets to cookin dinner so he can go out cavorting at the bar while she is home cleaning!
     
  4. awbenz

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    We Spoil our Women in Texas
     
  5. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Awbenz, I know at least one guy in Kansas that does, too.
     
  6. setter

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    And Curvy, "Who would that be?".
     
  7. recurvyarcher

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    Legend has it his name is "Pheasantmaster". I just call him Master.
     
  8. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was funny but not realistic. We spoil our gals here in Idaho also. Why not, they hunt, fish, drink, shoot trap!! it's all good!
     
  9. Bruce Specht

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    I enjoyed it LOL
     
  10. WesleyB

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    hehehehe... good one..... but guess i am lucky..... my woman spoils me.
     
  11. ShawnaTX

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    ...........one Texas woman waitin' to be spoiled. What is your definition of spoiling, AWB?
     
  12. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    AWBENZ, that is the second public offer I've seen. You gonna check it out or whut? LOL!!!
     
  13. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    Where were you when I was in Texas Shawna? I'm a good spoiler with references
     
  14. Jawhawker

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    Wesley, your not alone. My lady has taken me to heights in the spoil_thy_man department. I love it and her for doing all that she does :)
     
  15. fearlessfain

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    the first argument we had was when my wife woke me before breakfast was ready.
     
  16. ShawnaTX

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    Calvin....looks like I am a day late and a dollar short AGAIN.
     
  17. ShawnaTX

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    And...........we Texas gals would get the beer first, THEN iron that shirt.
     
  18. W.P.T.

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    I spoiled my Ex Wife, she liked it so much when she left she took everything so be carefull out there ... She used to like to have sex at 7AM, problem was I left for work at 6AM ... She asked me why it cost so much when her and I got divorced and I told her because its worth it ... Now, she hasn't got anything and I got it all even after she has taken me to court to try to get it ... Poetic Justice, and some other lucky guy has her now, and he has my sympathy ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  19. CalvinMD

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    Oh well...you were probably half the state away from me anyhow...I was in Plano ..northeast of the big D
     
  20. Little Dog

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    I tell my wife exactly what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Then she ignores me and does whatever she wants.
     
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