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Mail from an arab student to his father

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  1. porky

    porky TS Member

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    MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS FATHER



    Dear Dad,

    Berlin is wonderful! People are nice, and I really like it here. But Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
    when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

    Your son, Nasser



    My dear loving son,

    Twenty million dollars from American and Canadian gas pumps has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train, too.

    Love, your Dad
     
  2. Joe Potosky

    Joe Potosky Well-Known Member

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    Canada exports oil...
     
  3. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

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    Still good humor Git-Er-Done. I think St. John, NB is going to be the energy capital of north America within a few years.
     
  4. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    The middle east exports terrorists.

    The U.S. imports more terrorists from the middle east than anywhere else.

    St. John, NB may be the energy capital of north America within a few years but the middle east will remain the terrorist capital of the world.
     
  5. John Galt

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    I thought it was a joke that had nothing to do with terriorists. It was funny IMO.
     
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