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Made me laugh...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by tad houston, Jul 9, 2009.

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  1. tad houston

    tad houston TS Member

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    A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
    garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips and every once in a while
    a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops
    her and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

    "Oh, really? Darn!," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
    see if I can find them. Thank you for telling me."


    "Well, now, not so fast," says the Police Officer. "How did you get all
    that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"



    "Oh, good gracious, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard
    is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot
    of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand
    behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his
    thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'."

    "Well, that seems only fair," laughs the policeman. "OK! Good luck! By
    the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well, you know," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
     
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