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Love my New Ford Truck Radio

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Apr 22, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    I bought a new FORD F-250 and returned to the dealer
    yesterday, because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
    came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
    'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
    I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if
    I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs..

    Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed
    my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

    I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

    Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,
    sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
    The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,
    Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry
    Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

    Damn, I LOVE this truck!
     
  2. TEXASZEPHYR

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    Thats good,,,coffee on keyboard
     
  3. jsa3107

    jsa3107 TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    Very good it made me laugh
     
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