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Lord love a drunk,,,,JOD

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Apr 18, 2010.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2006
    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken biker, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys; helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing set," replied the biker.
  2. whosyourdaddy

    whosyourdaddy Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    Now thats funny!
  3. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

    Feb 19, 2008
    I don't know why, but that really is pretty stinkin' hilarious, LOL.

  4. shannon391

    shannon391 Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I would holler back "is there any beer left"? I gotta be drunk to do that.
  5. Auctioneer

    Auctioneer Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2009
    Wheres my gun? I want my gun NOW! LOL
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