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Little Jonny joke

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  1. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

    Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee." Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!! Teacher: "What about you Peter? How would you say it?" Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. " The teacher fainted!!
     
  2. TRAINWRECK

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    tackful little johnny
     
  3. SeldomShoots

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    Little Johnny may have a career in politics. Sound like Keith Stone or Keystone . . . . always smooth. :)
     
  4. birdyklr

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    Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow
    up?

    "Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
    clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a
    million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet
    to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to
    her three times a day".

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior
    of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then
    continues the lesson.

    And you, Susie?

    " I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"
     
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