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Little Johnny and the chicken pen. Humor

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Thought some of you might get a kick out of this.

    Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Johnny.


    "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"


    Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Johnny what he meant by that.


    Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Johnny and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.


    "You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!'


    "Stay back," Daddy, whispered to all us kids!


    "My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop.


    As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"


    "Miss Russell, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
  2. Auctioneer

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    HA HA, OK I have heard better.
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