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Little humor

Discussion in 'For Sale- Members only' started by skeetrap, Dec 3, 2012.

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  1. skeetrap

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    A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

    There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

    "Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral.
     
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    Doh. The best humor has an element of (painful) truth to it.
     
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    CHILDREN'S SERMON



    A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.




    During the sermon he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.




    Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial; but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.




    Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.




    The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
     
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    Belongs in off-topic section.
     
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