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Lissin to your grandpa

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by decimamas 54, Mar 8, 2010.

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  1. decimamas 54

    decimamas 54 Active Member

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    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed.

    'Lissin' a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me.

    The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna lika guns.

    Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'?

    Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddupan lissin'.

    Somma day, you gonna runna da business.

    You gonna have a beautiful a wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos.'

    After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

    Whadda you gonna do.... pointa to you watch and say 'Times up?'
     
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  3. Steve W

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    That's funny.

    Speaking about while in bed with a man in the bedroom, what's a wife's most fearful thing she can hear?

    "Honey I'm home."

    Again, while in bed, what's the worst thing a husband can hear from his wife?

    "Is it in?"
     
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