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Lil Johnny

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Frank C, Jan 17, 2013.

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  1. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    A teacher goes around her class asking each of the
    kids what do they need at home?
    Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very
    useful."
    Kimmy says "A new lawn mower." and gets a
    similar response.

    Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothing!"
    The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs
    something!
    Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When
    Obama was re-elected,I remember my dad saying,'Well,
    that's the last f€%#£¥g thing we needed.
     
  2. BryanF

    BryanF Active Member

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    That's my boy!

    Bryan
     
  3. Bisi

    Bisi TS Member

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    LOL
     
  4. 2500 HD

    2500 HD Active Member

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    Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?



    "Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b!tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

    And you, Susie?

    " I wanna be Johnny's b!tch!"
     
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