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LIFE INSURANCE ***** UPDATE****X-2

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  1. BROWNST100

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    Out of the kindness of my heart, and for no other reason, I am offering...Falling Satellite Life Insurance. The cost is $500.00 and the length of coverage will be from 00:00 Friday Morning thru 24:00 Friday night. Please send cash or certified check so there will be no delay in your coverage. This coverage will be goverened by the rules and regulations I use, as conditions change. THANK YOU !!! P.S.--NO REFUNDS !!!!


    Vern
     
  2. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Put me down , money will be there late Saturday night .
     
  3. cunninmp

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    Where do we send the money????

    I want some of this.
     
  4. pdq

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    I just heard OBlama on CNN -- he said this was all Bush's fault.

    Pete
     
  5. det131

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    Good one Vern

    Jim
     
  6. Bruce Specht

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    Did you get my check ?
     
  7. Jeff P

    Jeff P Well-Known Member

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    better give me two...
     
  8. Rick Barker

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    I keep hearing it is the size of a refrigator. Is it filled with beer?
     
  9. BigBadBob

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    Yes, it's full of beer, but the last I heard, it would probably fall somewhere near the coast of Chile in the Pacific. That's a little farther away than iI like to go for a beer.
     
  10. BROWNST100

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    If your reading this, then you are among the lucky ones who have survived. To make sure you haven't missed out on this great event, I have obtained some
    "ATMOSPHERE" that the Satellite will have fallen thru. I am happy to have obtained an abundant amount, so abundant I am able to offer some to you for the low-low-introductory price of $19.99 + shipping.

    Be the first on your block to get in on this deal.

    Vern
     
  11. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    I sure hope you rinsed out the yellow fluid that was in the jar before refilling with your "atmosphere".

    Don
     
  12. BROWNST100

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    It's sterile..see the label...never had any liquids in it before. The orders are just rolling in.

    Vern
     
  13. det131

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    Vern:

    Will yur send me a second one free if I just pay the additional shipping and handling.

    Jim
     
  14. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    Vern, doesn't yer tractor need tuned up? :)

    Hap
     
  15. BROWNST100

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    If you were one of the lucky people to obtain some of the falling Space Junk...I am offering a commerative " SPACE JUNK HOLDER "....just $99.99 + shipping. ... Limited suppy available.



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    Vern
     
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