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Liberal Speak Dictionary

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Rick Barker, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

    May 25, 2009
    Anyone care to join in an exercise to define Liberals?

    Here are some:

    Civility, n. Politeness; act of politeness, except does not apply to Liberals, when calling the opposition terrorists when they exercise their right to the political process.

    Budget cut, v. Failure to increase the amount of spending over last years budget of a particular program. See " baseline budgeting "

    Rich. n., anyone having a dollar more than some fat cat politician or limousine liberal.

    Tax, n legalized theft.

    Stealing, v, taking something that does not belong to you, but not applicable to government, see "tax"

    Got the idea?

    Let's see what you can come up with.

    Any of you mental defectives that call yourselves liberals want to join in to define hardworking, God fearing conservatives please feel free to join in.
  2. kiv-c

    kiv-c Member

    Nov 30, 2009
    Liberal Speak Translation (for use when listening to NPR)

    tax expenditures = Any of your money you get to keep.

    kinetic military operations = War

    Arsenal of Weapons = Gun Collection

    Disadvantaged = Poor

    Economically challenged = Poor

    Delicate Wetlands = Swamps

    The Underclass = Poor

    Cruelty-Free Materials = Synthetic Fiber

    Heavily Armed = Well-protected

    Narrow-minded = Righteous

    Judgmental = Knows right and wrong

    Your Fair Share = More Coerced Theft or your income

    Commonsense Gun Control = Gun Confiscation Plot

    Illegal Hazardous Explosives = Fireworks or Stump Removal

    Product of conception = Unborn Baby

    Nonviable Tissue Mass = Unborn Baby

    Equal Access to Opportunity = Socialism

    Equal Access to Opportunity = Preferential treatment

    Equal Access to Opportunity = Reverse Discrimination

    Multicultural Community = High Crime Area

    Fairness or Social Progress = Marxism

    Upper Class or "The Rich" = Successful People

    Progressive, = Change Big Government Scheme

    Homeless or Disadvantaged = Bums or Welfare Leeches

    Sniper Rifle = Scoped Deer Rifle

    Investment For the Future = Higher Taxes

    Healthcare Reform = Socialized Medicine

    Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater = Conservative

    Truants = Homeschoolers

    Religious Zealot = Church-going, God fearing

    Fair Trade = Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

    Bible-thumpers = Christians

    The Gun Lobby = NRA Members

    Assault Weapon = Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine

    Fiscal Stimulus = New Taxes and Higher Taxes

    Revenue enhancement = New Taxes and Higher Taxes

    Investment for the future = New Taxes and Higher Taxes

    Same Sex Marriage = Legalized Perversion

    Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting = Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

    Green Energy = Overpriced electricity produced from unreliable solar panels or wind mills

    Diverse or Lifestyle Choice = Sinful and Perverted
  3. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

    May 25, 2009
    Special interest group, n. Any group or organization seeking special favor or funds through tax incentives, deductions, grants or other forms of considerations to promote a cause or group.
    Does not apply to labor unions who donate considerable funds to the Democrat Re-election Slush Fund. See campaign contributions, or "doing what's right for Amerika."
  4. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

    Oct 28, 2009
    The Congressional Black Caucus; 1.)a group of elected legislators founded by blacks, composed of blacks, for blacks, whose sole mission is to advance the "black" agenda.2.) Racists.
  5. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

    May 25, 2009
    How about an illustrated dictionary?


    Mentaly Ill



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