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Let's start Monday with a laugh Blonde joke

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Good one.........


    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
    sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also
    a blonde.

    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through
    her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

    'What does it look like?' she finally asked

    The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has
    your picture on it..'

    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
    looked at it and
    handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
  2. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    Biggun, that was a chuckle, thanks. BRGII
  3. tad houston

    tad houston TS Member

    Dec 21, 2006
    A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

    'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?'
    The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'

    The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice.'

    'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first time bride.

    You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
    'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.'

    'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.

    'Oh, That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, and every night for four long years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.
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