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LETS HAVE A SMILE TODAY+++++++++

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dontrys, Sep 10, 2008.

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  1. dontrys

    dontrys TS Member

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    THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES!
    >
    > Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he
    > looks into his small bowl. It's empty. 'Who's been eating my
    > porridge?', he squeaks.
    >
    > Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
    > into his big bowl, and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my
    > Porridge?,' he roars.
    >
    > Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
    > yells, 'For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this
    > with you idiots?
    >
    > It was Momma Bear who got up first; it was Momma Bear who woke everyone
    > in the house; it was Momma Bear who made the coffee; it was Momma Bear
    > who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away; it
    > was Momma Bear who went out in the cold, early morning air to fetch the
    > newspaper; it was Momma Bear who set the damn table; it was Momma Bear
    > who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the
    > cat's water and food dish.
    >
    > And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs,
    > and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good,
    > cause I'm only going to say this one more time:
    >
    > 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F&*%#@ING PORRIDGE YET!!
     
  2. hoggy

    hoggy TS Member

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    Grouchy isn't she?
     
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