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Let me see if I have this right...

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Ahab, Apr 26, 2010.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Let me see if I got this right...

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

    * - IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET...

    1 - A JOB,

    2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,

    3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

    4 - WELFARE,

    5 - FOOD STAMPS,

    6 - CREDIT CARDS,

    7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

    8 - FREE EDUCATION,

    9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,

    10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,

    11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED

    IN YOUR LANGUAGE,

    12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU

    PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.



    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE

    I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...
     
  2. capvan

    capvan Active Member

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    Yep, you sure do have it right.
     
  3. wireguy

    wireguy TS Member

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    The leftists are so deviant that right is wrong, up is down, black is white. Their beliefs are madness on steroids. What it really boils down to is rebellion against God, pure and simple.
     
  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    What a great country we live in!
     
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