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LeRoy is misunderstood

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by The Literalist, Jan 7, 2012.

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  1. The Literalist

    The Literalist Well-Known Member

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    In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
     
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    Love it ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
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    Stick to shooting.
     
  6. The Literalist

    The Literalist Well-Known Member

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    WS-1

    I'll edit it so it meets your approval. Change the last line to: Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday and we gotta take our country back from the commies and socialists. Which one of the candidates will take us back to the Ozzie and Harriet days of 1958? Let's get us a real right-wing hero and we'll soon all be on easy street."

    Better? :)
     
  7. WS-1

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    Does the term "Dead Nuts On" ring a familiar note?

    (All seriousness aside, good joke! I've already sent it to my posse)

    Incidentally, we have a Leroy here too. When he was captured by the sheriff recently and taken in on an outstanding warrant, the Judge said, "Leroy, where in the hell have you been? We've been looking all over for you!" To which Leroy replied, "Sorry Judge, I didn't mean no harm, but if you'll remember the last time I was here, you said you never wanted to see me again." (sadly, a true story)
     
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